Ok Mr. Gates...it goes like this. You take the 18" miniature souvenir baseball bat, and imprint it carefully with your web address, your name and numbers...but in the biggest and boldest type put the words, "The Ultimate Computer Repair Kit", and in smaller type, "Hit Any Key To continue." Once folks see these on the tradeshow floor, your booth will be the ‘hit’ of the day. The coolest part is that they’ll keep these on their desks for others to see, admire and yes, even covet. Other known uses are a ‘Bad Tenant Bat’ (yep, given away to property managers by a law firm that specializes in evictions and collections.

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- Grand slam values at...
- We can make a hit with you!
- Your batting average is better at...
- Touch base with us!
- Your on the ball with...
- You won’t strike out with...